Tuesday, October 24, 2006

A Prayer for the Fighting

The following is my response to, " On War and Party Politics ",a post by BrianR .

Would it be analogous to say, if I am a catcher on a winning baseball team(okay,we're in 1st place in the NL West,2 games over 500), and half my team decides not to show, that I should have my pitcher groove a BP fastball "right down Broadway" for their cleanup hitter,up 3,in the bottom of the 9th, with the bases loaded ? Man, you bring a whole new meaning to "dem Bums" lament of "wait'l next year".A man as smart as you should be rallying the troops(Your team?) to fight it out 'til the bloody end. There is no honor in consession. No pride in mediocrity.

Also, I can't believe that "rightmindedmom" is the only one to point out how out in leftfield your assessment of Michael Medved is, or anyone else in the "Bigs", when you say that he is suggesting that the stay at home repubs are traitors.That's not even close to the truth, and dear to my heart, Rush illustrates the concept of "(eventual) victory through surrender" brilliantly, with his "Cut and Run Conservatives" PSA.

Fight man! Win or lose,fight and fight hard to the bitter end ! The American Fighting Man is dying for us. The least we can do is put up a healthy fight on his behalf against the traitors that would cut off the funds for the mission HE BELIEVES IN. What would it say to him to risk ending the mission before he can succeed ? It would say that his brothers died in vain.

re;"Double standard, anyone?" D**n right I got a double standard.

Standard dems:"Alright men.Wait here,we'll figure out something once the focus group report comes back."
Standard conservative:"Follow me men.God and the Constitution will show the way."

No,losing is no small thing. But it's easy.2spot


Friday, October 20, 2006

Hiroshima & Nagasaki Hold the Key to Iraq

With civilian leadership, comes the responsibility to LEAD and make the hard decisions. I heard GW say today that he will pow wow with the Generals, and then their recommmendations will be implemented, or words to that affect. I think that Generals should be TAKING orders because the McClellans are more common than the Grants. They're too close to the suffering of their men and the inevitable collateral damage to do what must be done. Frankly, we shouldn't expect them to make those decisions. Only one man can do that. The Commander in Chief.
I fear that all of the carping about his lack of military experience,combined with the lies of traitors like jack mytha, causes President Bush not to follow through on what he know's -deep down inside- must be done. A real, unflinching and successful display of American might. Not of the same magnitude as Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August of '45, but just as decisive and unsentimental. Only then will we have a truly trustworthy ally like Japan. Remember, Japan was ruled by a militaristic culture of death with a heavy religious influence - and one could argue - virtually as fanatical as our current enemy. The left would say that we demonized the Japanese in order to be able to do the unthinkable. The right says we simply identifyed them for what they were and did what had to be done in order to save countless more lives. I concur with the later.
It took American right, via American might, along with good old American Capitalism to turn a sick country bent on genecide in China and Nazi allied world domination, into one of the greatest economic powers in the world. And oh yeah, they're free and they don't threaten ANYONE else. Not even their mortal enemies unfortunately. 2spot


Monday, October 16, 2006

What the Freak Was That !?!

"What the Freak Was That ?"

Ah yes, hi and howdy everybody and welcome to another edition of, WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT !?! I'm your host Dink Turbindale, and this week on WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT !?! .....John Mytha !....Nancy Pelosi !...and if there is still time left before the universe collapses in on itself, Pat Leahy !

Alright ! Well, let's get the show started with our first panelist, John Mytha !!! Congressman Mytha is a vervently anti-American white flag waver and will never pass up a chance to twist a terrible war time tragedy into an American attrocity deserving of the kind of national flagellation heretofore unseen since the conflict known as the "Viet Nam War". Yeah, yeah ! Let's here it for him everybody ! JOHN MYTHA ! Yes sir, John Mytha, reporting to go doody on Americans who are down.And all for his own political benefit. Welcome Congressman !

Mytha: America sucks ! America sucks everybody ! WE ARE THE PROBLEM ! The American fighting man IS the problem, NOT THE SOLUTION. Stop killing the Al Qeda freedom fighters ! FREE THE GITMO 14 !!!

Dink: Ah yes thanks Jack, you just have 'em eatin' outta your hands here at Sheehan City, Television Studios in Marin county but it's time to play, "WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT !?!" As usual, ever since ABSCAM, any tape of you saying anything, mysteriously vaporizes after you've said it. I'm sure it's all part of that "Vast rightwing conspiracy" but I do believe I heard you say "It really makes me nervous that it looks like they(the Nazi GOP) tried to cover it up". "It" being the REPUBLICAN Mark Foley's recent democratic opportunity, um,er,uh haneous actions as an alledged human being. Congressman Mytha, WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT !?!

Mytha: Yes Dink well let me explain myself. What I was attempting to convey was, this exposes the fact that the 'culture of corruption' has now mutated into 'the politics of perversion' and surely no republican page,whether current or former, will go untouched in my investigation and I promise you all, I"LL be doing the editing of THOSE tapes and depositions. But back to my statement, I was simply trying to contain the absolute giddyness I have been imersed in since this news came out but hot damn! Next to jumping the gun on calling those poor shlubs in the Marine Corps a band of bloodthirsty, coldblooded killers, this type of opportunity can almost make ya lose control of yer bodily functions. Wow! I'm just euphoric right now. Somebody pinch me !!!

Dink: Yeah well thanks Jack, it's time now to move on to our current champ, Nancy Pelosi ! Nancy is a non-housewife,non-housework doing anti-liberty facist who neuters men in her spare time.(Pro bono I might add) Yes, she just gives and gives! She gave much of her facial skin in advance of her own death among other things and she wants you to give your paycheck for her altruistic programs! She's, NANCY PELOSI !!! Take it away "San Fran Nan"

Nan: Thanks Dink. I thinks it's time for me to hand over my reign to someone else.Audience: "No Nancy ! We love you !!!" Nan: No No, there are so many other deserving contributors in the national effort to confuse and demoralize the American people that I can't, in good consience, continue to hold back the exposure of such fine obfuscators as Jack Mytha, yourself Dink and of course, virtually the entire democratic party and its sattelite franchises, Lindsay Graham, John McCain, John Warner, Link Chafey and that guy from Ohio,Voinovich or something, who cries at the mention of John Boltons name.

Dink: What a champ, what a champ ! You're still a winner in perpetuity in my book Nancy. I mean, your work to distort the N.I.E. alone is enough to put you in the WTFWT Hall of Fame. Lets here it for her folks !Now, I think we have something that you will all just absolutely love......Let me take you back....to a word..."Leaky !!!"Audience: ROAR ! ROAR ! HUZZAH etc.Dink: Yes, that's right, I'm towkin' 'bout the one and only Patrick Leahy !!! SENATOR !!!.........

The audience of the television juggernaut that is "What the frick was that !?!" was then treated to what can only be described as a nirvana inducing collection of statements against reality and utterly insane demands for "justice" in the treatment of illegal enemy combatants who break every rule of engagement by targeting and slaughtering innocents while simultaneously managing to put them up as human shields so as to further the cause of America hating defeatism. It was one for the ages. http://leahy.senate.gov/press/200609/092806c.html


Saturday, October 14, 2006

moveon.org poetry contest finalists

moveon.org poetry contest finalists

Welcome everyone to the first annual moveon.org poetry contest. If you haven't got your entries in yet don't worry, everyone gets credit for participating and lets face it, we're all winners when we share the hate.

finalist #....Numbers are for the bourgeois capitalist schwinehunts !! This entry came in from our loyal friends on "the strip".

Noses punched red,
Eyeballs drilled too,
When dems take over congress,

another equally signifigant participant in our wonderful time of non-judgemental sharing- we'll call him Howard...

2 mil in Rawanda,
Way to go W.,
Now it's Darfur's turn,
George Bush hates black people !!!Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!

Wow! You people are all winners to me. And I mean that. Here's an entry from "Legacy builder" who resides down yonder in Georgia. Take it away Jima, er a, I mean "LB".

Ah, the best laid plans of men (or mice),
You failed in the desert,
Failed economically,
No, I don't mean me,
It's all G dubs fault, ya see ?

Ah, that was wonderful stupid. And thanks again for inviting "2 cheeseburger" Moore to a nationally televised event. Ya gotta keep our intelectual leaders on the down-low when in public yo ! For one of our greatest presidents, the guy just doesn't know when ta can it. I mean uh, nice effort LB ! Finally, here's "K.O." from the Many Silly Numbnuts, B-sers & Crockspreaders group.

What is a man,
If not a collection of thoughts and feelings ?
What is a thought,
If not a collection of syllables and punctuation?
What is a fact ?
It's an annoying, imovable pain in my #%!@# ass !!! Die you monkey bastard die !!!

I know what you're thinking. "Please make it stop!" Well, stay tuned for more brilliance and feel free to contribute. All entries will be considered on a fiery rage, first served basis. Always remember and don't forget, feelings are what matters, anyone can use facts to make a point.


Friday, October 06, 2006

The Weakly Kuss

The following is a wrap-up of the week in conspiracies,rightwing facism updates and a complete tallying of victories for the righteous peoples who reside in moonbat county. Some facts have been changed to protect the hopelessly inculcated.

The C.I.A. installed leader of Afghanistan,Hamid Karzai alias,Scotty McScottsman, attempted to corrupt the minds of rightly left thinking people everywhere earlier this week by pointing out the "fact" that people jumping from 70 stories up is somehow NOT George Bush's fault. Look "Hamid", first off, we here at TWK know that you are a former C.I.A. plant in the I.R.A.. You still can't hide that Irish brogue! You ruined a once proud band of martyrs & bombers for the sake of your stupid capitalist peace & prosperity but you'll not be foolin' anyone this time. Praise be to the freedom fighters of the Taliban!!!

In a little known move, great American and special prosecutor, Patrick Fitzgerald responded to Adolph Bush's declassification of some of the other sentences in the N.I.E. by scheduling Scooter Libby for a dawn execution on Thursday. Video can be seen at aljazeera.org ,snufffilms.gov , zauwahiri.ca.gov , cnn.bus & nytimes.snufffilms.ca.gov

The following is a contribution from our Muslim brothers keeping tabs on the cause for destroynig the Nazi Bush from abroad.
DATELINE:Islam "university" bulletin board.In a local tribunal yesterday, it was found that Farooq Mohammad Imabomerjad is innocent of mudering scores of women, men attempting to find work and children gathered ostensibly for a candy handout. His beheading will be tommorow right after lunch in the quad. Also, please remember to bring plenty of rocks for the stoning of the rape victim which will follow the main event for the sake of those who love crowd participation. Remember, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT brings stones that are large enough, heavy enough or so jagged as to kill the filthy whitch too quickly. We want this to last and there were people in the back last week who didn't even get a shot at a moving breathing target. C'mon people, share the bloodlust. There's plenty to go around, especially with all of the recent soccer viewing and showing of ankles and such due to the horrid influence of the barbaric western culture.Piece out ya'all, keep those bombings and torture tapes coming and always remember & don't forget, if some uppity, sanctimonious westy symp starts whining about our status as a religion of peace, you just cut out his(or her) black heart and show it to him(or her) before he(or she) dies.That'll show him(or her). Oh yeah, don't forget to only power drill out ONE of his(or her) eyes before you do this so he(or she) can actually see what you've just done to them.Happy slitting everyone, Mo