Nombre, Can You Spare a Peso ?
"Hi America! We're all undereducatedand half of us are 'Moms' and 'Dads', WHOOPIE !!!""At least we're not shooting each other...at this particular moment."
"Let's GO - Heave HO ! HEY ! Maybe if we all pull together, we can stop this whole 'U.S. Sovereignty' thing ! NO REIGN - NO REIGN - NO REIGN - NO REIGN...!!!" "Anyways, why should we look up to a bunch of 'dead white guys' ?"
Praise be to public edjimucation !
Vive la MEJICO !
Borders are for conservatives and other nazis !
Prepare for the end of drinkable water !
The end is nigh !
(Brought to you by "Lettuce Pickers for el Busho" - local 666)
(pics. taken at MONTEBELLO HIGH SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA)
Texas Fred is an Unkempt Rogue (of a lying pussy)
(Updated-Read COMMENTS)When people say stupid things like, "Texas is full of steers and queers", they're talking about Texas Fred. He is not only a homosexual and a communist, but he makes love to said steers. Here he is after a typical night of revelry:
Miss "Pickle Bunny" as he likes to be known, is an actual pirate of sorts as well. Here's an email he sent to a good friend: "I looked at your URL... Are you Mark Levin?? Or just a fan??
That's some funny stuff you posted on the caption thing...
Miss "Pickle Bunny", aka, "Pinko Fred,the Bovine Sodomist ", then deleted all of those funny posts and when asked why, said: "What are you talking about??"
Well Miss "Pirate Texas Pickle Bunny", "Fred the Princess" or whatever your name is, I'm talkin' about the fact that you are an ass-sucking liar !
AND STOP MOLESTING THOSE POOR INNOCENT STEERS ! They never did anything to you !
Anyway, here's the "caption thing" and some of the "funny stuff" I still had in my noggin.(Feel free to add to it if you like.)
"Smile and wave you augmented boob! Don't you know how much they hate us !?!"
Seen here posing for the cover of "The Guiness Book of World Records" are the former record holder and new champion of "Lowest possible public approval ever".
(W thinking)"Wow, she's saggin' lower than a 'Crip' at an Akon riot,er,um,gang rape, um, I mean, concert."
Always the jokester, W just couldn't resist posing for a few "goof shots" after putting a pants suit on the Gloria Swanson figure at Madame Tussauds.
There were others which couldn't be retrieved. Put 'em back Texas Fred, or "Princess Pickle Bunny", or whatever your name is, you livestock porking welcher ! Shame on Fred the prevert !Long may he get 50 hits or less a week (all from Viagra shillers). A curse be upon you, Fred the steer savaging pirate princess. I spit in your general direction, PUWAH!
UPDATE: FRED ADMITS HE'S A LIAR - READ COMMENTS
!!! That's no update! Read the comments now. Now that's an update.(poor 'Backwards Freddy the Non-Sensical', the woeist of the woes are upon him) !!!