Once Upon A Now, at the End of Times
It's much more than high ideals / or lofty exultations
Ill thoughts -this worlds' "god" conceals / while lies get propagation
"Spreading wealth" is very bad / so don't you bring attention
To "The One" and hurt his fad / so long job - bye-bye pension
The truth his lying mouth warps / Fear this man? trust that feeling!
Lapdogs say, "Judge not his friends!" / Nor for achievements look
Mind not means, and neither ends / And like them, you'll love this crook
As "scribes" go, deep he is not / search: "essays", there's no entries
Accepting his, fake bio rot / no grades past "elementaries"
"Hope" for him, bad change for you / Don't whine, that's "transformation"
Friends of porn? They'll pass his "BAR" / queers, dykes now all exalted
If per chance, you keep us free / your flesh keeps us from terror
Twenty years, with racist Wright ? / "That's wrong!", says press, "No linking!"
"O looks smart!", that was the plan / "IQ gap"? Watch it widen
That's not all, big lies a key / Needing a whopper teller
Speaking up, a "cardinal sin" / "SHUT UP YOU!" says their spinners
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For Whom Barack Tolls...
...He Tolls for Thee
So hard to stop the smothering / it is too difficult
To stop the big "Big Brothering"/ that is Baracks "O-cult"
Our working brains must suffer / marxist "leaders" who insult
Preaching tax 'n spend's no tougher / than, false idol(s), to exalt
Our once proud Founding Fathers / spin at maximum revs'lution
Elite class has no bothers / Their "fix"? our futures' execution
Sins used for their excuse to / tax our well-fed, fat behinds off
Let's now fight and refuse to / sup at "B. Husseins' Mankind Trough"
For the "good of all" / chant gun retrievers
"Hands against the wall! / well armed achievers"
"You there, earning cash / onto your 'greed', are we"
"Hand to us your stash / or you'll serve 1 to 3"
No place for you to hide / not even in the womb
Pro-Life (you, they deride) - precepts B.O. does doom
Up spines, there goes the shivers / from state enforced mortalities
NEW FINES: for "hoarding" livers / or fighting "His" legalities
So if per chance you catch one / small glimpse of Liberty
O's chains, to her, attach none / lest you turn "lib-dirty"
That is the way THEY do it / that is the way it's done
To freedom they say "screw it" / their rights now under "His" gun
Hide you not in your hard work / nor to your God pray thee
Love "Him" not and you're a jerk / too "blind with hate" to see
Just watch the "news" and believe / no doubts enter your noggin
Embrace his views, to his "truth" cleave / or you they'll soon be floggin'
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When it's ALL for Obama
When it's all for Obama
We all will then strive
To find one non-taxed dollar
On a nickel to thrive
When it's all for Obama
In Christ Jesus don't live
Just sing, "Harry Rama"
To Big Brother, tithes give
When it's all for Obama
Fam'ly vans all subdued
5 times daily face Mecca
"Least we're off oil, so crude!"
When it's all for Obama
Gift of life not an issue
Oh spare him the drama
She's not life, He's just tissue
When it's all for Obama
Words have expirations
(He just added a comma)
And lies have variations
When it's all for Obama
We'll worship "Big Brother"
Like kids and grand-momma
Their lives shall he smother
When it's all for Obama
You'll be counting each footstep
Terror night in pajamas
As away you will be swept
When it's all for Obama
"Safely tucked in Moms' womb"
Will mean more to a llama
"Earths' rights" over us loom
When it's all for Obama
Strolls daily, on water, he
Might invite Dalai Lama
But to the right he'll not see
When it's all for Obama
Paradise we'll have found
Next stop? NIRVANA!
But to God cast not crowns
When it's all for Obama
These writings will cease
Did my door just slamma ?!
OW! My head they just creased !
H/T Mike Tempke
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The "Careful with that Ax, Obama" Caption Contest
Send your entry before midnight tonight, and it will be considered for possible grand prize sweepstakes, or not.
Amazing facts section
I got this pic from
http://theobamafamily.com/ which has a link to, better sit down for this one,
Cats for Obama! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! It also features the following text above a series of pics (both there, and not there strangely enough): President Barack Obama's Family History
My gast has never been so flabbered.
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