Monday, June 25, 2007

Texas Fred is an Unkempt Rogue (of a lying pussy)

(Updated-Read COMMENTS)When people say stupid things like, "Texas is full of steers and queers", they're talking about Texas Fred. He is not only a homosexual and a communist, but he makes love to said steers. Here he is after a typical night of revelry:



Miss "Pickle Bunny" as he likes to be known, is an actual pirate of sorts as well. Here's an email he sent to a good friend: "I looked at your URL... Are you Mark Levin?? Or just a fan??

That's some funny stuff you posted on the caption thing...

Fred"

Miss "Pickle Bunny", aka, "Pinko Fred,the Bovine Sodomist ", then deleted all of those funny posts and when asked why, said: "What are you talking about??"

Well Miss "Pirate Texas Pickle Bunny", "Fred the Princess" or whatever your name is, I'm talkin' about the fact that you are an ass-sucking liar !

AND STOP MOLESTING THOSE POOR INNOCENT STEERS ! They never did anything to you !

Anyway, here's the "caption thing" and some of the "funny stuff" I still had in my noggin.(Feel free to add to it if you like.)

"Smile and wave you augmented boob! Don't you know how much they hate us !?!"

Seen here posing for the cover of "The Guiness Book of World Records" are the former record holder and new champion of "Lowest possible public approval ever".

(W thinking)"Wow, she's saggin' lower than a 'Crip' at an Akon riot,er,um,gang rape, um, I mean, concert."

Always the jokester, W just couldn't resist posing for a few "goof shots" after putting a pants suit on the Gloria Swanson figure at Madame Tussauds.

There were others which couldn't be retrieved. Put 'em back Texas Fred, or "Princess Pickle Bunny", or whatever your name is, you livestock porking welcher ! Shame on Fred the prevert !Long may he get 50 hits or less a week (all from Viagra shillers). A curse be upon you, Fred the steer savaging pirate princess. I spit in your general direction, PUWAH!

UPDATE: FRED ADMITS HE'S A LIAR - READ COMMENTS

!!! That's no update! Read the comments now. Now that's an update.(poor 'Backwards Freddy the Non-Sensical', the woeist of the woes are upon him) !!!

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14 Comments:

At 3:22 PM, Blogger TexasFred said...

And you wonder WHY your comments don't show?? Sad, truly sad...

 
At 4:09 PM, Blogger 2spothipshot said...

So NOW you admit it. And after provoking me to the above, THEN you say that is proof why you deleted my witty reparte.

There aint NUTHIN Texas about you fred. From now on, you will be known as "backwards fred" around these parts. A simple,"Sorry about being a rude lying a-hole", and I'll be willing to forget the whole thing though. That's how gentlemen do it in Texas.

I may not be a gentlemen when responding to the likes of you, but I'm no liar. Liar.

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger TexasFred said...

You were flooding of MY comments section, that is why you were deleted, that and your URL representing yourself to be Mark Levin, yes, I did ask you if you were Mr. Levin and you said NO, you were not, but you came to a blog where you'd never been before and you trolled, you flooded and you got deleted, and as the owner of TexasFred’s it IS my right to do with your comments anything I please, welcome to the BIG leagues...

I had the comments saved in SPAM, because that's what they appeared to be and I could have put them back if you had responded to the email where I asked you "What are you talking about" because I was at that time trying to ascertain where you were coming from and if you truly were a troll or not, and now, at this time, I am firmly convinced that my assumption was 100% correct...

Thanks for the link, you helped my Technorati rankings by making a fool of yourself with your foul mouthed post and linking my name in it, you helped ME to gain even MORE position in the blog world, forgive me if I don't return the favor...

You won't see your name or URL splashed all over MY blog...

Bye now...

TexasFred’s

 
At 11:51 PM, Blogger 2spothipshot said...

Dearest Backwards Freddy(aka,Freddy the non-sensical)
Following is the series of emails between us starting with YOURS to me and finishing with my explanation to your, "What are you talking about" pretend email. Once again you are proven for the li...um, excuse me,I will now try to uphold your high standards (accepting for the lies that is). Following is the proof or your inability to be an honest person, even now. For shame on you sir, shame I say! (pretty good for a "troll", ey ?)

(#1 from fred)
I looked at your URL... Are you Mark Levin?? Or just a fan??

That's some funny stuff you posted on the caption thing...

Fred

--
http://TexasFred.net/

(#2,from me)
Thank you for the compliment. Don't have time to blog anymore so I like to plug the modern tellers of the truth. Is that okay ? If not I'll knock it off but the last time I posted was Feb.

Thanks again for the props, Mark Ducharme

(#3, from me)
On 6/22/07, Nicole Ducharme wrote:
What'd I do ? Where's my posts ? Whatever I did I didn't mean it.
MD

(#4,from fred)
What are you talking about??

(#5, from me)
----- Original Message -----
From: Nicole Ducharme
To: TexasFred
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2007 9:15 PM
Subject: Re: ??

All of my posts on this http://texasfred.net/archives/247 caption blog have been deleted. I was just wondering why.
(end email portion of response)

And you never responded. So, absolutely heartbroken and disillusioned with my fellow man,I was left with no choice but to rip you a new fred.No, you'll not be careless with my heart again unkind sir, for God hath no wrath like a "spammer" scorned.

p.s. As I recall, I made 4 or 5 captions because the picture is a goldmine for material. And how I can spam when I'm putting out numerous other conservative URLs that I have no connection with other than the fact that they are great Americans as well, is a mystery to me. Maybe I don't know what spam is but, just like you did initially,I DO know funny and you deleted a bunch of it from your "caption thing" when you dumped my posts. And why you chose to compound the situation by weaving a web of lies (we all know where that practice leads) is yet another mystery to me. And finally: "Foul mouthed" ? Me ? Have you bothered to read anything you write ? Oh, can't blame ya, I wouldn't either.

Peace (and a backbone) be unto you,oh "Backwards Fred".

 
At 1:14 AM, Blogger 2spothipshot said...

Oh, and speaking of "trolls", how would ol' Backwards Freddie even know about this post unless he was "trolling" technorati, hmmmm ?

You know Fred, there's a cure for gazing lovingly into ones own image in the mirror...sober up and lose the rose colored shades.
Yeah! And not only that, but when you point at somebody, there's four fingers pointing back at you (Including the vulgar one!)
I must appologize to you, Fred the Backwards ol' boy, you don't deserve my scorn and derision, you need a nice big hug....Good luck with that huh ? I heard about you and the sheep, so I'll just stay clear if it's all the same to you, or even if it isn't. Hey, what's with that look ? Put down the easy squeeze margarine right now Mr.! That's it, I'm outta here.

 
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