NOT a larry king 3 dotterIs it just me or do really old guys with young hot things throw you off a little...I don't care what anybody says, but Wayne Gretzky was a really GOOD hockey player...when I get sad, I just think of that tape of castro going ass over tea kettle...can we all just agree now at long last that Frank Sinatra had a great set of pipes?(okay, THAT was pure larry)...Nancy wasn't half bad either...man she was hot in those boots...and that mini...God that hair...Oooooh!!!...and what's with these NBA kids?... I mean, are they gettin' enough or did that whole Kobe thing put the kibosh on their little "tension relievers" around the country... even an imensely virile man about town such as myself knows the virtues of a good cold shower...or some vigorous handball...hey, "blog" the dolphin if you hafta...just don't engage in one of those pathetic displays of attempted pugilism...man you guys are WEAK!...really... don't you ever watch the tape afterwards?... just like a bunch of chicks in a cat fight...slapping, grabbing, pawing...scratching!... you guys scratch!?! ...leave that to your "homie" with the mixer back "in da house" ...and stop with the "quick, somebody hold me back so I can look like I'm loaded for bear" maneuver..."what's that"?...Oh, well ya see, "loaded for bear" is an old expression that means, "I'm gon' tear yo ass up biatch", is written all over your face...it was Ne Ne swingin' it tonight...Wow was that sad...just stop it... please !...Okay Paul, here we go with another top ten...Ladies & gentlemen, the Top 10 List for tonight is..."The Top 10 New Monikers for the N B A"
#10. Novice Beaters of Admirers
#9. Now Boxing is Alowed!
#8. Never Bitchslap Associates
#7. Nasty Beatings by Artest
#6. Nose Bleeds Administered
#5. Need Better Applicants
#4. No B-felons Allowed
#3. No-Body dis' Artest
#2. Nice to "Beat" u Again
and the #1 New Monik...aw screw it, Narcotics, Bling & Assault !!! Piece out ya'all ! You can retrieve Your weapons as you exit the building.
FREE KOBE !!! END APARTHEID NOW !!!