Sunday, October 30, 2005

Maureen Dowd photo captions / headlines

this was inspired by Matt Drudge's ray'djo show


$15 STUDY SHOWS MEN & THIS WOMAN AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT

"WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M CLEANING MY OVEN RIGHT NOW ? "

"I'M A REAL GOOD 'COOK' ... I'M SITTIN' ON MY GROCERIES "

J. MITCHELL

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR BEER GOGGLES !!!

"AM I INTO WHAT ? MS&M ? SURE, WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON HONEY ! "

GOD TO RE-THINK WHOLE, "BE FRUITFUL & MULTIPLY" THING

NEW FANTASY WRITER CHALLENGES ROWLINGS'S TOP SPOT

POLICE CRACK DOWN ON RED-LIGHT DISTRICT
Undercover vice squad snapped this picture last night as ...

WOEFULLY MISINFORMED PRIME MINISTER OF LICKTHESHWINE AWAITS MEETING WITH "PRESIDENT" CLINTON


ALL THIS MONTH ON SPANK-O-VISION, "BAR STOOL SLUTS"

"WHEN LIBERAL BALL-CUTTERS ATTACK"


"CROIKY !!! LOOK AT THE JAWS ON THAT RED SNAPA !!!"

FOR THE BALLSIE WOMAN ON THE GO IT'S, "JOE'S TESTO-BAR". WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A SHOT

WHEN ONE SHOT JUST WON'T MAKE HER APPEALING ENOUGH FOR A ROLL IT'S, "COYOTE UGLY GRAIN ALCOHOL", NONE OF THE WATER & TWICE THE ALCOHOL CONTENT
NOW IN PEACH & LEMON-LIME !!!

WOMEN TO MEN - "FULFILL ME NOW OR EXPECT A NEUTURING"

YOU'RE "JUST ANOTHER NOTCH IN HER LIPSTICK CASE", SHE'S A 21st CENTURY LIBERAL N.A.G. copyright-R.Limbaugh

P.Benetar/R.Fripp

SCIENTISTS DEVELOP NEW SELF-FULFILLING/REPRODUCING "ALL-SEXUAL" BEING
SPLICE D.N.A. OF B.CLINTON, G.CLOONEY & D.TURBIN TO CREATE "PERFECT HUMAN"

HEAD OF PROJECT - "JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MORE TESTOSTERONE"


HEY BIG LIBERAL ! COOOOOME & SPEND SOME PORK ON ME !
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